- - We've done all we can as regards your loan.
- - So what can I do?
- - You have to ring the LEA now.
- - How do I do that?
- - um (oh yes the cogs are working fast here - 'with a tel-ly-fone', 'just pray', 'don't bother', 'are you STUPID?' - in the end I go for...) their phone number is written all over the letters from them in your hand just there.
- - oh right.
Look at the floor, shuffle your feet, yes I know how daunting it is being out in the Big Wide World but get a grip people! 'I have this letter it says I should go to this room but everyone's coming here where do I go can you hold my willy while I pee?'
H. has to leave the room while a student comes in to enrol who shouted at her a few weeks ago. Apparently it's racist to question people who insist they are a UK student but are from Africa and don't have a passport or any form of ID. Of course after a few weeks the University is so scared about the accusation that they let him off. No ID, nothing. Oh, he must be an asylum seeker, they decide. So muggins here gets to enrol him. He's very polite I think, best not to rock the boat when you've just scammed yourself a 6 grand discount.
Are you very gullible? My boss says to one student who tried to enrol in another faculty three miles away.
Only two days left to go, then it's back to normal admin duties...
