- Woman Takes Police Officers Hostage
- Wheelchair-bound crime victim holds police hostage
- Wheelchair burglary victim takes police hostage in protest
- Police in News
Well here's a turn-up for the books, the Mad woman who hates me is in the news! Not only has she made up a name for herself but she appears to now be a poor wheelchair victim who manages to still do her housework.
A WHEELCHAIR-bound crime victim was facing jail yesterday after holding two police officers hostage for an hour to highlight soaring crime in her community.Ruby Kasawaya, 51, says she has been burgled eight times and reported six cases of criminal damage since 1999 but claims police do little to help her.
So when two male PCs finally visited her house to discuss the problems she locked the doors and held them captive.
Ms Kasawaya, who lives alone with a hearing dog, spent seven hours in a police cell after her hostage siege.
Of course no-one out there really knows what she is like, the three-hour phone calls to my boss, the constant lying and excuses, and of course the fact that she has arbitrarily decided I AM Sam Dingle from Emmerdale.
This time, it's all a bit more public. No mention of wedding parties with Robert Mugabe, discussing Diarrhoeia with the old dictator; No mention of a bucketfull of dirty knickers delivered to the Police by her deaf-aid dog, who by now must be exasperated by her constant lies and madness. Both the dog AND the Police.
no mention of her complete and utter failure to turn up to any exams or hand in any coursework during her entire year at University, during which time she has had two free laptops, a special chair and numberless hours of support.
To our horror, the University has decided in its infinite wisdom, to continue to support her in a unprecedented move so yay, if they let her out of jail we'll have the pleasure of another year of bullshit.
Before you go on and tell me I'm being cruel to the disabled, I do accept that she is severely mentally afflicted, however I also believe that a lot of what she does and says is carefully calculated to arouse sympathy and distract you from the point.
Here is a newsflash people! NOT ONCE has she come into the University on a wheelchair! Not once! Here also are some choice quotes from previous Skip The Budgie posts:
"A woman shouts at me that I have to speak up because she's deaf, as if I'm supposed to know already. She then goes off and complains to the big boss that everyone was shouting at her. She says I am rude because the person she wants to see is not in. Perhaps outraged by my assertion that Stella will never be in because she doesn't exist, but she can see Sue if she wants. There is a letter. She has a DeafAid dog. It does her laundry. Her husband got killed in 9/11. She got stabbed just the other day. She wishes she had gone somewhere else. So do we, lady, so do we... I have been nominated to speak to her whenever she comes in since I seem to piss her off so much!"
...from Three Little Stories
There's this whole post about her classic "I can't hand my coursework in because..." story involving 9/11, American secret abductions, the elderly and a cow: Americans Killed my Homework
"Just after Christmas she marries a Zimbabwean, in a marriage facilitated by none other than Mr Robert Mugabe himself, whom she met at private party. Somewhat sceptical of the partying habits of Southern Africa's friendliest dictator my boss finds herself too stunned to question her honesty as R. reveals the gruesome details of their conversation:
- "Why do you keep going to the toilet?" The friendly old man enquires.
- "Because I have the fscking sh1ts!" R. replies graciously."
...from Nose to the Grindstone
"My boss is beginning to lose her cool with the mad lying stupid woman who doesn't like me and thinks I'm Sam Dingle off Emmerdale. An hour on the phone, saying the same thing over and over but you said you wanted a laptop! I KNOW your chair's a horrible colour! Did he? Did he really? Hit you in the face hey, neighbours started bugging you hey? I wonder why... She peers through the window and sees I'm on counter duty so she leaves. I haven't had any contact with her since just after enrolment, not that I'm worried, I mean she just drives everyone crazy. Still, we don't have to deal with her for much longer as she still hasn't handed in a single piece of work yet."
...from Scandal at the Office
Oh yes, there's more but I think I've said enough.
