Skip The Budgie

I was gonna be all cheeky and list lots of links to coffee pages, but I was sadly disappointed to find that there aren't any special pages by mad java coffee fans. A description, but little else. Now I really like coffee. I don't really like tea, but if it's night time coffee's not the best plan so I survive. Yes, I know tea supposedly has more caffeine in it than coffee, but it's a different kind of caffeine. But wait, check this out! That's a lot of caffeine. For fans of coffee and everything you wanted to know about Java go here.

Now that's all I'm going to say. Don't tell me off for not writing about Java again. I'm thinking about learning it though.

A definition from the webopedia.
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javawoman. So there. Now, back to the story. When you go on the web and try to find out your balance and bill details and stuff, it's my mate's bean that tells you. It gets called up, or something and grows and grows until Orange realise that they can't work like this anymore and get taken over by a French Multinational that completely fucks everything up and everyone moves to another provider. Oh Jack, what did you do? He's not called Jack, by the way - and his bean isn't the cause, they fucked it up all by themselves... clever little Capitalists that they are.

My friend, who works at Orange, made a bean. A magic bean, a java bean. If you're good, if you're very, very good, one day I might tell you about it.