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a place where I used to work in Bristol


aww! look at all the pretty lights!

Today's Topic

Getting there slowly with this crazy madness... Damn! Wish I had some millet...

We thought it would be a fun idea to try and distract the kids from shooting each other with fireworks this year, by having a family funfair instead! Yay, we thought, they'll love it, won't they? I mean bouncy castles and popcorn and such, much more fun than trying to kill the police with no chance of being arrested for it... Last year we had two police vans drawing the fire, but it still didn't stop a WPC getting pinned down by a bunch of kids in someone's garden.

And the residents are upset that the area has a bad reputation?

This year was gonna be different. This time it was right, it would work, and no-one would have to get nailed to anything. But even after the hype and the advertising and the getting together with the police, the residents etc, Points West still had to run a story on the fact St Pauls was gonna turn into Baghdad for Bonfire Night. The fair pulled out. The 'committee' had to cancel. The Kids are sharpening up their fireworks as we speak. Yay for the media!

What we will have instead, is a (very small coz they're not stoopid) bunch of mums singing 'we shall overcome' in a hail of big-ass rockets on Tuesday Night, but hey, it won't change much I guess and we will still be here to pick up the pieces.

In other news, my tailfeathers kick ass!






Atrocity Road

Graffiti on City Road...

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3vil One Reunited?

Walking down the road on Sunday after a fun guitar playing session at my bass player's house, I spot the 3vil one for the first time since The Troubles. We are going to have to walk right past her! Watch out, I say, there's the 3vil psycho bitch From Hell. She is humming to herself, doo-doo-doo and after we pass, the humming changes pitch and I imagine her turning around and pulling faces. I keep straight on walking. I have every right to be here, I am right, she is wrong. She was always wrong. Search for "3vil One" and you will see the full story. Still, my legs are shaking and the adrenaline is pumping as I struggle to get the keys in the lock.

This was the first time since she was screaming at me in the street (see above link) and I guess it's a moment I've had nightmares about ever since, what will she say? She thinks I got her sacked, she HATES me! Thankfully, we survived like grownups. I'm ignoring you P~~~~~~. You see, I always knew this day would come. Now that I know how she'll behave, this distasteful chapter of my life will close. I never have to work with or near her ever again and I don't have to be where she is, thank God.






st pauls carnival

The St Pauls Carnival is a testament to how you don't really need organisation and careful planning if you get enough people together who are determined to have a good time. With big speakers. It is part competition of soundsystems to shake the foundations of the Inner City and part BBQ/fried/jerk chicken-rice&peas price-off. Oh and that most despicable of foods, ackee and saltfish (retch).

As the organisation of the wonderful event is traditionally rife with egos, mock racism, poor organisation, exodus of key members combined with a fear of all things new and inclusive, it is an annual surprise that Carnival goes on at all. Their brief programme has an introduction claiming victory over a year of 'backbiting' and adversity, which usually means people have told them they should make it better and then left when got shut out. There was nothing on for the kids this year for this reason. They just couldn't be bothered to sort something out, preferring instead to milk the public's pity for the terrible trials that they go through (when you're an insular histrionic quasi-racist over-pc tiny group of individuals), nobody loves me everybody hates me that's why I eat worms.

Anyway, like I said. It's amazing that despite all of this, we all go and still have a great time. About half the stalls have disappeared since last year, just chicken and bright furry things and whistles, oh the whistles...

Down by the Star and Garter we sit, watching the people and the occasional band, some good, some mediocre. The stone circle here seems to be where all the 'white folks' are banished to as it is a very monochromatic, albeit happy environment. I am coerced into taking a furtive photo of someone I am assured is going out with Demi Moore. He catches me and we are treated to some drunken rambling about being on the telly but are still none the wiser as to who the hell he is.

Back on the main stage, the young girls are showing off their hiphop dancing skills, there is some horrible RnB and a very touching feature by three very little girls who sing to us and have a hilarious on-stage fight to raucous cheering. I run away in search of some drum and bass loud enough to shatter my internal organs, warmed by the general goodwill that's around today and the fact that I've only seen a couple of scarey people and they're my friends.

Old Spider is still down there, and the Black and White is missing, having been finally ripped down to be replaced by some nice houses for anyone who doesn't mind living opposite the area's most notorious squatter.

Sadly though, the usual nastyness follows , doing the event's reputation no good at all.

My Photos will be available on my Flickr page very soon






homework

Working from home. Attempting to translate such joys as:

15 orgsensations woe is attendance from a variety fancy centre... the meeting faked an agenda...

Greatly gave seed back on some tranny that sore digestion and puton for some clientale... (it gets better)

?800 left for tranny on a first served first come basis

Reported last month about dead birth and malifistation in garden...

This last has me completely confused. Where the others are wilful misreading of poor handwriting, this is what he actually wrote! I'm guessing he means 'dead bird' and 'infestation' of pigeons, given what I recall of the 24th April 2003 and the foibles of the person who wrote it. It's funny how small things can remind you of conversations and even the events of a whole day. A useful skill to have sometimes, but I worry about how much of my memory it used up with this shit. How many good thing's I've forgotten so I can remember some dead pigeon that the caretakers wouldn't pick up.