Skip The Budgie

I knew it was a toy
Yet I could not forgive the silence
Of the teddy bear

Yes, I know the syllable count's slightly off. It works better in Japanese.
Although they don't have teddy bears, so I had to use a word meaning "small artificial creature".

They do, however, have Toast Lady, a dancer whose act incorporates the launching of toast from a two slot Russell Hobbs toaster. Which is attached to her head.