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Postman Pat was of an era
Held by many to be golden,
He had his manly pride and yet
Retained a certain tenderness,
As we go forth into the riots,
Postman Pat's idyllic life
Will light a beacon in our minds
And we shall say, with fists held high:

"Give us Mrs Goggins, and Jess the cat!
"Give us Greendale and a little red van!
"Give us friends who smile and wave to greet us!"

Postman Pat will be the icon
Of the glorious revolution,
New day dawning, fetters broken,
Hear the people, they have spoken,
All we want to be is free, and
"Pat feels he's a really happy man."