Submitted by stu on Fri, 01/12/2006 - 11:05.
Jeff Bridges creeps into my room at night
And tries to feed me biscuits while I sleep.
I know this because
In the morning I find
Crumbs on my pillow.
Jeff Bridges creeps into my room at night
And tries to feed me biscuits while I sleep.
I know this because
Last night I set a beartrap by my bed
And this morning I found
Jeff Bridges' chewed-off leg in it.
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