tags: email


Infinite Loop

Haha...

So this guy gets shuffled out of his job and in the spirit of being considerate and helpful, he sets up his out of office to let everybody know he has gone.

He helpfully copies in the new email account, so whoever receives his out of office knows where to go next.

The new email account automatically replies to emails expressing thanks for the interest and assuring all and sundry that someone, somewhere is dealing with the query, no matter how small...

To which it receives an out of office reply, in which it is itself copied so it knows where to go next.

In the spirit of giving, it automatically replies to each of these expressing thanks for the interest and assuring all and sundry that someone, somewhere is dealing with the query, no matter how small...

Each of these replies, receives two replies....


Submitted by dash on Sat, 28/04/2012 - 13:57




Spam

Ave, my friend!

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

In the vast uncertainly in the space we call life I
know one beautiful day you will come into my mind and fill the emptiness of my life. The hollow ring of the wind will hold music. The black sky will drip with silver stars. You will put your hand in mine and I will find true meaning, something to lift and sustain me against indifference and pain. Here in the cold space of existence that wears an ambiguous facade, will be something that is warm and true and sure, a glowing fragment which will be our very own.

And it is just what I need

Kisses Danie

Submitted by da-sh on Thu, 22/03/2012 - 12:27




Confused? Spam

Hi Dave,

You need to buy a Rajah cloth to iron your pants. I have seen them in supermarkets sometimes, where they have the haberdashery; otherwise Spotlight. Make sure you use the cloth so that the "Rajah" sign is facing up. Have fun!

Cheers Gail

Submitted by dash on Mon, 03/11/2008 - 11:06