tags: work


aww! look at all the pretty lights!

Today's Topic

Getting there slowly with this crazy madness... Damn! Wish I had some millet...

We thought it would be a fun idea to try and distract the kids from shooting each other with fireworks this year, by having a family funfair instead! Yay, we thought, they'll love it, won't they? I mean bouncy castles and popcorn and such, much more fun than trying to kill the police with no chance of being arrested for it... Last year we had two police vans drawing the fire, but it still didn't stop a WPC getting pinned down by a bunch of kids in someone's garden.

And the residents are upset that the area has a bad reputation?

This year was gonna be different. This time it was right, it would work, and no-one would have to get nailed to anything. But even after the hype and the advertising and the getting together with the police, the residents etc, Points West still had to run a story on the fact St Pauls was gonna turn into Baghdad for Bonfire Night. The fair pulled out. The 'committee' had to cancel. The Kids are sharpening up their fireworks as we speak. Yay for the media!

What we will have instead, is a (very small coz they're not stoopid) bunch of mums singing 'we shall overcome' in a hail of big-ass rockets on Tuesday Night, but hey, it won't change much I guess and we will still be here to pick up the pieces.

In other news, my tailfeathers kick ass!


Submitted by dash on Sat, 28/04/2012 - 13:58




Change Management

I suspect Management might be worried about something...

Just to advise you that there are places available on the following courses, taking place in the near future, as follows;

  • Employment Law
  • Personal Impact of Change & Uncertainty
  • PDR (appraiser training)
  • Resilience – Bouncing Back
  • Bullying & Harassment in the Workplace
  • Managing Stress in the Workplace – workshop for Managers
  • Aspergers & Autism
  • Customer Care
  • Equality & Diversity
  • Heath & Safety

Submitted by dash on Sat, 28/04/2012 - 13:57




Infinite Loop

Haha...

So this guy gets shuffled out of his job and in the spirit of being considerate and helpful, he sets up his out of office to let everybody know he has gone.

He helpfully copies in the new email account, so whoever receives his out of office knows where to go next.

The new email account automatically replies to emails expressing thanks for the interest and assuring all and sundry that someone, somewhere is dealing with the query, no matter how small...

To which it receives an out of office reply, in which it is itself copied so it knows where to go next.

In the spirit of giving, it automatically replies to each of these expressing thanks for the interest and assuring all and sundry that someone, somewhere is dealing with the query, no matter how small...

Each of these replies, receives two replies....


Submitted by dash on Sat, 28/04/2012 - 13:57




Work

WORK IN PROGRESS!

Nice structured way to my worky rantings....


Submitted by da-sh on Fri, 27/04/2012 - 14:59




Spam

Ave, my friend!

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

In the vast uncertainly in the space we call life I
know one beautiful day you will come into my mind and fill the emptiness of my life. The hollow ring of the wind will hold music. The black sky will drip with silver stars. You will put your hand in mine and I will find true meaning, something to lift and sustain me against indifference and pain. Here in the cold space of existence that wears an ambiguous facade, will be something that is warm and true and sure, a glowing fragment which will be our very own.

And it is just what I need

Kisses Danie

Submitted by da-sh on Thu, 22/03/2012 - 12:27